Dave:
Look at you, you're lying there
I feel your milky skin, caress your silky hair
For all these years you've been with me
I tilt my chin and what I see is

Only you...
Not feet or knees
You grumble and I stumble
Towards the Muenster cheese
I'm in your spell, a chubby fool
And anyone can tell
You rule my world - my world -
No matter what I do
You rule my world

Harold:b
Look at you - my life, my dream -
My lady with the eighty-dollar
Slumber cream
The hundred-dollar haircuts
The novelty appliances we never use

And all those shoes
You bought for when we go on
The Alaskan cruise
My boat is sinking, I don't care
You're everything I want
You rule my world - my world -
You're everything I need

Dave:
Anywhere you go I'll follow

Harold:
Anywhere I'll follow you

Dave:
Anything you want I'll give you

Harold:
Anything at all

Harold & Dave:
Anytime you feel hollow, don't worry
I'll swallow it whole...

Harold:
Look at me

Dave:
Just take a look at me

Harold:
And hold me hard

Dave:
You never leave my side

Harold:
A moment please, before they seize the Visa card

Dave:
Why can't I let you go

Harold:
'Cause I'd do anything to keep you

Dave:
Why can't I just lose you

You rule my world
My world

Harold & Dave:
My world

Dave:
Though I'm unemployed

Harold:
A tad depressed

Dave:
I'm overweight

Harold:
I'm overdressed

Harold & Dave:
There's nothing I can do, you rule my world

Dave:
There's nothing I can do...